Allison Kirk

Nice Haircut…You used a what? What the Heck is a Flobee!!

March 21, 2016

Louis Bouchard is an infamous Account Executive here at KNCO. For years now he has been bragging about his amazing barber who happens to be his FLOBEE that he uses at home. When we first spoke about this topic I had no idea what a FLOBEE was…Louis was ABSOLUTELY baffled by this. So after consulting with Google I learned that a FLOBEE uses the suction power of your vacuum cleaner to draw up the hair evenly into the recessed blades and apparently cuts it precisely. The results are a refreshing vacuum haircut which sounds super weird.

The FLOWBEE Vacuum Haircut System allows you to create the most popular haircut styles.  FLOWBEE can cut your hair from 1/2″ to 6″ long in any 1/4″ increments. According to the FLOBEE website, haircut styles of your choice are easy and clean. A haircut longer than 6″ is possible with the addition of more spacers available on the parts page. But I think the real question should be….is a mullet cut possible with this mind blowing contraption?

According to my coworker Louis, his FLOBEE has lasted him over twenty years and has served him with many free haircuts saving him millions of dollars. So there you have it folks, you are now educated on the FLOBEE and won’t have that clueless look that I had when you are sitting around discussing such important things around important people you need to impress with your brilliant knowledge. And to all of you who are now going to be saving trillions by purchasing one of these bad boys…you are welcome. Please remember me in your will.

-Allison Kirk

“You take care of your FLOBEE, your FLOBEE takes care of you” –Louis Bouchard

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