Dave Bear

Careful When You Read This

December 18, 2012

What time is it? Is it past 11 AM?  If so, congratulations!  You’ve made it past the most dangerous time of the day.

According to the Annals Of Neurology Humans are fragile.  We die and we die as we age.  Shocking!  There are a few times of the day, of the month, and of the year that we are most vulnerable.  When you are older (there were no guidelines printed in the story I saw) you are 14 percent more likely to die on your birthday than any other day of the year.

Payday could be a day of mourning, and I don’t mean just because of the deductions.  You, my fellow fragile human, are 13 percent more likely to die after getting a paycheck.

Clock watchers should draw a deep breath and hold on every day at 11 AM.  More than any other hour of the day, that is the hour that as a weak frail human you are most likely to die.

The good news, so far as I know,  this research wasn’t funded by our tax dollars. . . . . . .

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